Thursday, June 24, 2010

The way I see it.

The way I see it toddler cuddles are pretty sweet.  They don't happen often, so when they do I cherish them.

The way I see it, I would do ANYthing to make my boy feel better when he's sick.  But, by about the third day, it all just gets old.  Even the cuddles.

The way I see it, the snake by the front door actually helped me out a bit.  If the snake hadn't been there one day a long time ago, then I wouldn't neurotically check out the front window before opening the door.  If I wasn't constantly checking first, I wouldn't have seen the dead bird by the front door, would have opened it, Matthew would have walked out, and I am sure of it, he would touched/picked up the dead bird.  The snake saved me from that.

The way I see it, if it's so hot outside that my sunglasses instantly fog up when I walk outside, then there is no reason good enough for me to go outside.

The way I see it, nothing good can come of trying to go grocery shopping with a whiney toddler in tow.

The way I see it, there is an ear plug company out there making millions off of people like me.  My husband snores so loud it's the only way I can sleep. (ha. you thought I was going to say I wear earplugs to ignore the whining. I would never do that. :-))

The way I see it, if my toddler pukes in the neighborhood pool, thus shutting it down for the rest of the night, mommy deserves a glass of wine when she gets home (you know, especially if the kid is fine and all).

The way I see it, mommy always deserves a glass of wine at the end of the day. :-)

2 comments:

Miranda said...

Love it Lynne!

Rose said...

You are hilarious!