Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Phrases heard 'round my home today....

"No Matthew, put that back please."     

 "Close that drawer buddy, that's mommys stuff."

"Freeze! Climb down from that speaker right now."    

"Chairs are for sitting Matthew."

"No Matthew, you cannot take the screw out of the table."     

"No touch."

"Sit on your bottom."        

"Get down from the speaker.  The speaker is not for standing on."

"Let's close the cabinet Matthew.  There's nothing for you in here." 

"Mommy needs 2 seconds to go potty babe."      

"NO STANDING ON THE SPEAKER."

Oh. No.

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